The first one will be the letter A!

The Dude: I installed like 81 application in it.

Me: Really?? But why?

The dude: Wide spaces man, wide spaces.

Trivia: One of my cousin's name is "Jonathan Vivian Tunsun". When we asked the father why? The answer is, lot of blank boxes, so need to fill in. Lol! (In Malaysia, the form for the registration of the newborn baby, we have approximately 25 blank boxes to fill in, just for the name part) And, my cousin is a male, why the hell he put "Vivian"??

Boy: Mama, who is that in the picture?

Mummy: Its you great great grandfather honey.

Boy: Wow, Darwin is right the whole time!

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.
~ Charles Darwin

"Engagement is frustrating enough, now you wanna put "very long" in front of it??"

Trivia: The first movie that i saw Audrey Tautou in it is "Amelie". What a film... Wuuu..

Daddy: In his mouth honey! In his mouth! Put your finger in his mouth!

(Daddy: Wow! I cant believe this. She just pick my nose few minutes ago and now the same finger is in the President mouth. Need to put in Twitter!)

After a century of striving, after a year of debate, after a historic vote, health care reform is no longer an unmet promise. It is the law of the land.
~ Barack Obama

Guy: Wow! How much did you pay for that cam?

Gf: Not much, 2k only. Wanna take a pic with it?

Guy: Wow... That is great. Oh! No no.. Just keep on doing what you are doing now. Wow..

Gf: You like it right? My new cam.

Guy: Yes.. Yes.. 

Wiki: The term "camwhore" is also used to refer to individuals who post pictures or videos of themselves on the Internet to gain attention

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